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Your Perfect Day

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by JetBlack, Mar 20, 2007.

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  1. oni.kin

    oni.kin Member

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    wake up 9 ish, watch some naruto (yah, so what?) for a few hours,
    cruise around in my silvia (currently awaiting her ressurection, a new engine, rest her soul) get home,
    chill, with air con going hardcore
    start on a few easy drinks
    grab my girlfriend (fuck i love her)
    go round to mates place, getting pissed, acting like the usual fuck with
    hook up with g/f while there
    continue to act like fuck wit with mates
    crash
    (Possibly a few cones in amoungst it all, except when my g/f is around, she hates the stuff)
     
  2. dotone

    dotone Elite Member

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    wait what?




    are u a girl? my ex used to do that
     
  3. Citizin

    Citizin Senior Member

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    Wake up at 2.
    Fuck, it's early.
    Lay in bed till 3 and think about brushing my teeth.
    Get up with whatever clothes I woke up in.
    Have a popsicle and a dr pepper.
    Maybe ride my bike to a buddys house, then hit up a paint store.
    Rack some acrylic paint.
    Get in my ninja suit.
    Then go on a plain(plane..?) filled with snakes.
    So I can be like what's up Samuel L. Jackson.
    Then I'll dip out with my cool ass parachute.
    And go to Wendys, or tacobell.
    Because mcdonalds burgers are made from cow tumors.
    And then.
    I'm all out of idears. Idears...idear.
     
  4. What Happened to the Letters?

    What Happened to the Letters? Elite Member

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    wait what?




    are u a girl? my ex used to do that [/b][/quote]
    word i seen this in porn, but he said beat off the morning wood soo...who knows maybe he sticks the shwoer head up his ass adn then ajcks it
     
  5. CHEESE.burger

    CHEESE.burger Senior Member

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    wake up
    drink my orange juice and eat my corn flakes
    smoke a blunt
    train a bit
    rack some paints and markers and pencils
    paint or sketch
    get to the playboy mansion
    have fun with the girls
    smoke weed with them
    pass out with them
    and wait for the next morning


    goin to the playboy mansion includs being rich
     
  6. AteskOne

    AteskOne Elite Member

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    there is not a single girl at the playboy mansion that is more than 15% real. everything about them is fake...their faces, their bodies, their personalities. i would never want to touch a single one of them. it would be like fucking a blow up doll that talked constantly about absolutely nothing. waste of a perfect day if you ask me.
     
  7. CHEESE.burger

    CHEESE.burger Senior Member

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    all i've to say is..


    jealous
    :lol:

    just pretend u dont kno its fake, and its all gud for me.
     
  8. C-money fresh!

    C-money fresh! Elite Member

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    word i seen this in porn, but he said beat off the morning wood soo...who knows maybe he sticks the shwoer head up his ass adn then ajcks it [/b][/quote]
    i know what hes talking about. they had one at a hotel i stayed out a while back you could ajust the stream and rate and it was made to give you a back massage :wub:
     
  9. asian persuasion

    asian persuasion Member

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    fuck 3 asian girls in a jacuzzi.
     
  10. yoda

    yoda Senior Member

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    1.get laid
    2.get up
    3.get drunk
    4.get stoned
    5.repeat 1-4.. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Kaze

    Kaze Elite Member

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    hey man im not a girl i just
    enjoy a back massage with the shower
    head because it feeels so good try it sometime
     
  12. RFI. SPit

    RFI. SPit Moderator

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    Get on a plane to london with a friend. Get there, and go eat breakfast, a bagel and cream cheese preferably. Go down to Camdon Market for awhile, dick around in some shops, possibly buying some music. Go back to my aunt's flat and have lunch. Sit around for awhile. Go out at night down to picadilly square and walk around. Go to a hookah bar and get a hookah ordered with some light strawberry tobacco with some friends and have a snack. Go to a pub and have a pint, play pool. Get on the tube and ride it back. Sleeeeeeeep.

    I'd appreciate a decent cheese burger in there somewhere aswell.
     
  13. NiL

    NiL Elite Member

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    WITH the two spesshhhial beautiful girls at a beach just chillin making love and all have a nice dinner there than party threw the night than have sex on the beach and ohh do whatever I spose :D!
     
  14. -ambient-

    -ambient- Senior Member

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    That one was so good it should have been mine.
     
  15. The 5th one

    The 5th one Elite Member

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    ...nothing....complete serenity
     
  16. Zealot

    Zealot Elite Member

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  17. syrup2

    syrup2 Elite Member

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    swim in a pool of pudding with big booty ho's
     
  18. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    ah haa ur perfict day is like most sundays for me lol.only i hate shisa and hokkas, fuckin cigeret in a posh bong, but each to his own. oh and camden is overrated as a cool place to many emos
     
  19. The 5th one

    The 5th one Elite Member

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    and see me rfi!!!! ^ lol
     
  20. RFI. SPit

    RFI. SPit Moderator

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    Of course, and go visit pam!