id do that, but with my asscheeks spread showing giant stone details of my hole instead of my face. the hole would be linked to the shitter systems so it poured shit and sewage every second of the day. and then id hire some sucker to clean it up till he died while i sat in the distance where it didnt stink, smoking superblunts with my army of pornstar slaves, then doing stuff to them. and they'd always call me sir and have no independant thought but whatever favours, sexual or not that i wanted them to do. or id cash all that money and make a giant green paper plane and travel the world... while smoking superblunts with my army of pornstar sky wai/sextresses
i would build a humanlike android and teach him to blend in with the homeless population and befriend them and tell them stories of hope... only to switch to phase 2 which includes changing into nice clothes and walking obviously close to them so they recognize him, only to treat them like shit and call them dirty fucking hobos, while wiping his nonfunctioning ass (cause hes an android) with hundred dollar bills, but then sticking the shit stained bills into postal service boxes so the homeless cant get in on his obscene show of wealth.
Like 1,450,345 Chicken Nuggets from the Value Menu from Wendy's. Then MAYBE pay off insurance on my car. If i still have enough, I'd buy a Fucking box of fusion. And if i still have money, MAYBE pay off taxes.
[Broken External Image]:http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/face/old-smoker.jpg i bet she could lick her forehead
First thing... Buy a house, a better car, and Invest. Go to college, pay off any loans. Graduate with a Masters in Fine Arts, and a Bachelors in Mixed Media Presentation. Then get a job in my field. Shortly after acquiring the job, (approx. 5-6mins), I'll log onto BS, order every bit of paint I possibly can, then I'll retire from my job. Flip off my boss on the way out. Head to my dealer and get a whole fucking elbow of Blueberry Yum Yum. And go piece my entire house. Live out the rest of my happy life with my best friends sister as my wife, and all my crew living with me. And then die... willing all of my money to the first graffer to find and tag my gravestone. But since I'm a toy, and since I'll never be that rich... that's all just a ballpark guess at it.
oh yh n buy americas goverment n burn george bush everyday with a blowtorch .n make tony blair permanently stuk to his penis with bin laden raping him everyday