monkey them shits is maaaad flexible having everything you touch burst into flames(ppl to) or having to push sumthing really heavy up hill. only no matter wat direction u go in its up hill. and the hill never ends. forever
well allthough a bear would be more horrific, it would be my only chance to hug one. (dont lie everyone wants to hug a bear in real life) having no sense of feeling wat so ever or ur balls exploding every 3 seconds until you die?
Tripping balls. I have good balance Being fed wendys by naked women OR watching jessica alba getting screwed by peter north. edit: DAMN IT SKETCH!