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Apart from the dildo, it's gotta be the ol' Sakura paintstick - so fuckin versatile & the trusty bingo dabber.
Dye your fucking pubes.
I like markers, me.
I'm no toy & I can and do use paint, but from an aesthetic point of view I just like markers.
HaHaHaHa, I massively disrespected your t shirt.
Chuck Norris's knackers (and let's hope the stopwatch is running slow).
Pick undigested sweetcorn from human faeces and eat it
Sounds good to me.
I'm a big black guy but I'm hung like a Chinese mouse.
I don't mind being the stooper, though and you can be the stabber.:eek:
Piss off dick, where you from?
The US? Canada?
Somewhere like that I reckon.
Us English can handle our fuckin droogs.
Can't I have both?
I'll take the dick butty if I really must choose.
Go to your parents house for dinner and whip off yer kex and shit on the...
It won't work - my mate took 2-3 grams of speed & drank several cans of 9% lager right through her pregnancy and the kid came out fine. She wasn't...
I'm a secret lemonade drinker. (Which is a euphamism for a closet homosexual).
Oh shit, everybody knows now.
On that note, what do youse reckon the worst thing to be spiked with would be?
I'd say acid and laxatives - jesus, shitting yourself inside out...
The guys a spastic of the first water.
An authentic poofter t shirt. Well done.
You sir, are a fucking queer.
All you have knowledge of is other men's cocks.
Beer or wine?
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