you were doing community service by painting the local synagogue, but its a suprise so you did it at night
wt f would u need an excuse(unless your under 18 or on probation)? just act like a regular person on the street.
yeah man but u get stopped after 1:30 if u look under 16 but they cant search you in 905 the worst thing they'll do is drive you home if ur with a pack its different the ppl in the pack run then the cops suspect sumting's up and chase u its quite fun, FUCK PIGS!!!
tell them you ha baby mama drama and went out to pick up a crack whore to take to a hotel to smoke rocks and have unprotected sexx with. thats my excuse usually.
Last weekend at 2am the CopTruck pulled up to me and my friend. He asked us what we were doing out so late, how old we were, if parents knew we were out and our addresses. It was funny because i had GK all over my hands and was holding two mops inside of my Hoodie while talking to him. I told him we were quickly walking home from my friends house and said my address quickly but not too quick so he would get suspicious. He didnt suspect anything so he just said "watch out for weirdo's". I like the above two, though^ now im huungry........
"occifer, i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to durnk, im not god. AND! its none of my damn businesss why im out at 2am. why are YOUUUUUUUUUU out at 2 am....sirrrrrr, it is past my bed time, i must go home. good bye."
Haha if you're drunk it comes out more like "Officer officer! Let me tell you YOU are doing a good job... a damn good job and I'm not trying to tell you how to do it, just you do it good. Because of people like you ANYWHERE in this state I can walk around ANYWHERE! and not be scared you know? It's like you are doing such a good job because you keep us safe, you are doing such a safe job. I mean good, good job." Add your own drunken pronunciation lol Edit: Tell them you need milk cause your moms tits are dry.
ha or just start crying and say you had a fight with your boyfriend (ha yes its gay but who cares what a cop thinks) ha and say you are walking home with a back pack of sentual oils, lotions, tight sweaters, and scarfs. that USUALLY works for me. haha
yeah, i'd say some shit like that too, make up a wack story bought your lover and break down on the cop, they'd usually get freaked and not know what to do, and the whole bag thing, tell em it's your shit that they threw at you when you left, yeah!
one of the best lines of that show .. good job kid .. also .. police talking to you is a nono son .. i always run first get tackled THEN talk
i accidentally took viagra instead of my sleeping meds and im trying to walk off this raging boner.....wanna see?
Here in the graet country of kosovo if ur on a wall thats justttt a wall the 5.0. wont evan look at you never less being out at 2 am were chill over here unlike livin in colorado where i used to be.
Here in the graet country of kosovo if ur on a wall thats justttt a wall the 5.0. wont evan look at you never less being out at 2 am were chill over here unlike livin in colorado where i used to be.