yeah, i'm an asshole. once this place fired me just because i came in on the wrong day. so what i did was i pissed and shit EVERYWHERE in the bathroom. fuck the bullshit man. i was a little younger though. i fuckin hate restaurant jobs.
getting a good lay after a 6 month no nookie period. taking a good dump after eating a shitload of pizza. chillin at the bar with yur gf (whos the bartender) and yur friends all day long. morning blowjobs (yall know its the best way to wake up)
putting a damp shirt in the freezer over night, and then waking up on a hot ass day and putting it on. gold.
flipping to the cold side of the pillow shaking up a fresh can of paint scratching your balls and smelling your hand (dont act like you dont know! )
wakin up in the morning relizing your parents are at work and then you remember u got a big bag of weed! getting blazed as fuck and having noone bother you getting hooked up when you buy weed when your in the drawing mood and everything you draw is tight as hell
having a freezing cold beer after being stuck in a hot ass plant and bustin' your ass for 8-10 hours. or coming home from work and your kids yell "DAD'S HOME!!!!!!" and they tackle hug ya.. good stuff
chillin with your friends drinkin and smokin on the beach all night, then right before the sun rises everything is tinted blue, then watching the sun rise. doesnt get much better than that.