...your not my girlfriend!

 

feel free to swallow.

 

why arent you breathing?

is this normal color?

plz dont call me.

k im out pce.

 

hum on my balls....

 

bitch, where's that sandwich?

 

you took my virginity
jacking off is funner
o shit the condom

 

how much you want?
wheres your sisters room?

 

^ hahahah kroc about yer fiirst one, halfway through my first sexual experience i pulled out and said, "you took my virginity". then i kept going.

 

Shit On My Dick?????

 

cant wait for diablo3

 

you gotta leave now.
my video camera's on.
that was fuckin' fast.
what's your name again?

 

i shit my pants

 

direct quote via text message after the girl left..
"that was fuckinggg gooood haha"

does haha count as a word?

 

does my dick smell?

 

get off me bitch
i creamed my pantys lol
dam you are loose
see you at work
your pussy fuckin stinks!
oh! its so slippery
im fuckin outa here

 

peace, reading rainbow's on

 

don't have a baby

 

get the fuck out
how did that taste?
you suck at head
turn the fuck around

 

i got da herps