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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. Ga.nK

    Ga.nK Member

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    Coming from a friends house, was helping him make shirts.

    by the way, the more excuses you put up here, the more excuses cops will see that writers are using, so just use your head instead of broadcasting our ways to the police?
     
  2. MrDobalina

    MrDobalina Senior Member

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    why are you out walking around so late
    - i was not aware of any curfew in this city, is there?
    no, but what are you up to
    - just walking home/to my car, looking for my dog, getting some fresh air
    whats in your bag there
    - just for clarification, am i being detained? if not i would like to continue (doing w/e)
    no your not
    - thank you have a nice night

    just be polite and some what honest. always have an alibi. dont act sketchy and ull be fine. most cops got other shit to worry about.
     
  3. ohgawdxcarcrash

    ohgawdxcarcrash Elite Member

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    I got away with saying that I just came back from the airport and the cab dropped me off a block away from my house.
     
  4. GraffitiEast2008

    GraffitiEast2008 Senior Member

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    tell them u gota lota shit on ur mind u needed to clear ur head .. no qustions asked they leave hahah
     
  5. Kali

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    never carry a bag with you cause the cops WILL make you shake it.
     
  6. ZE-Jay

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    with my area in england every young kid gets drunk say u were going to sleep round a mates but the parents didnt let u and ur bag as ur sleepin over shit in it
     
  7. HuntingLOLs

    HuntingLOLs Senior Member

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    be polite. dont make up insane stories, answer them with a question if possible, feeling threaten, ask if you're being detained and that you would like to get going.
     
  8. diggy64

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    Just put a canvas in your bag. Never had a problem, but we have alot of artsy types in my area and usually get left alone.

    Could substitute the canvas for a contemporary art book from a second hand shop as well.

    Just tell em your coming back from studio time. Artists are weird fucks that work crazy hours.
     
  9. ekyh

    ekyh Member

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    What your doing here?
    Going back to my home peace.
     
  10. da_crazy_caucasian

    da_crazy_caucasian Banned

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    I was going to get a Bacanator at Wendys, want to join me? Oh, wait,Im so sorry Im assuming you dont support cannibalsm.
     
  11. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    im lookin for homeless street kids to molest
     
  12. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    you suck cocks in hell most likely.
     
  13. Lady LSD

    Lady LSD Member

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    heuu

    but what do i say if i look like a 12-year-old ?
     
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  14. da_crazy_caucasian

    da_crazy_caucasian Banned

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    What the fuck does that mean? Do you like cops? Or are you to dumb to get it?
     
  15. MontanaPainter

    MontanaPainter Elite Member

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  16. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    no i got the joke, it just sucked ass.
     
  17. AEROSOL_FEEN

    AEROSOL_FEEN Senior Member

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    say you were kicking it at your friends house then he pissed you off so you decided to leave.
     
  18. Olick

    Olick Elite Member

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    ai295.photobucket.com_albums_mm138_goofball589_Pistol_Browning_SFS.jpg

    is what an e-thug would say
     
  19. Hobbes

    Hobbes Senior Member

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    Just say "Well officer I was having a nice dance in the middle of the night!"

    In the middle of the niiight, I go dancin' in the streets!

    Then proceed to dance away from him, gayly, no not homosexually you faggots just happily. He'll probably arrest you and rape you if you do it like a homo.
     
  20. gumball

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    officer im looking for a dog i think he ran over there ( cop turns and looks ) * u throw ur bag * lol
    or

    of ur far away from home u and ur shit is stashed well say u were lost dor like 6 hours so u were looking for a main road to get home and the cop will drive u home it worked for me once

    or best thing is

    i was just walking home from... *spray cops eyes * FUCKEN RUN