Your mother is so beautiful that the editors of Vogue magazine asked her to be on the cover of their October magazine. Your mother is so modest that she turned down their offer. Your mother has such a good sense of humor when I tell jokes like these about her she laughs hysterically.
[Broken External Image]:http://www.jonco48.com/blog/moose_20knuckle.jpg ya mama so cross eyed; when she cries, tears roll down her back. yo mama's nose is so big that jews beat her down because she was hoarding the free air. yo mama's so ghetto that imas couldn't even come up with something offensive to sayh. yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey. ya mama's so ugly, i stuck a magic eye poster on the back of her head
Yo mommas so fat when she went swimmin spain claimed her for the new world Yo mommas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mommas so old she piss out cob-webs and farts out dust Yo mommas so fat I make fun of her
yo mama's so easy, she's eazzzayyy like sunday mooornayyayaying. she's eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasayyyyyyy, easy like sunday moooooooooooooooooooornannnnnnnnnnnnnng. quote that black dude (lionel richie??)
your mothers so fat that ur dad broke a rib fucking her, then he got altitude sickness climbing on top
yo mommas so black that i hope she didnt face any racial prejudice growing up, yo mommas so fat that i hope that one day she becomes comfortable with her size and realize that looks arnt everything when you have a heart of gold, which she does
yo mamma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews yo mamma so old she took her drivin license on a dinosaur yo mamma so old when i told her to act her age she died yo mamma so fat you need to take 3 trains and 2 bus's just to get on her good side