Guy: aren't you that girl whos having sex wit that latin(insert your race here) guy?
Girl: no
Guy: want too?


Guy: Excuse me young miss your tag is showing.. it says made in heaven
Girl: oh your tag is showing too, it says made in a motel room

 

hahaha nice diss.


ive always wanted to try pick up lines for kicks. mine is usually wanna marry me?

 

may i root you many many many times?







want an orgasm?

 

you got a dick? {no} perfect

woorks all the time for obese prosittutes...free!

 

Your's worked on me.

 

haha

nice picture of us.

 

Down for dome?

 

(hand her your cell phone) Ill call you.

 

HEY yolanda shake dat ass or ill break my foot off in it HOE

that one always works........

 

^^^^^ hahahahahhahahahahaha

 

me:"oh i c ur a smoker" bitch:"yeah" me:"here ill check you for cancer" bitch:"oh why thank you ur so kind ...lets go fuck"

only if the bitch smokes....

 

i lost my teddy bear.. will you sleep with me?


this worked on mateo

 

Mike hunt
(my cunt)
I'm tired to..


edit: are you scope from aus?^^^^^

 

hey is that a hole in your ass?

bam! ass rapeing

 

fuck me till you cry

my friend used this one and it worked so i suggest u use it to

 

Dude-'what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and likes blowjobs?'

girl-'what?'

Dude- 'moi' (he says pointing at himself with both thumbs)

 

Dude- 'girl, you must be tired! coz you've been runnin thru my head all day!'

straight from the fresh prince himself... he he he

 

haha lol! ilove how corny these shits are.

 

who da fuck listens to dat phan?!??!?!??!!

ok heres the line...

[ smooth talk ]

hey baby, i wonder, is ur father a thief?

cuz he must have stolen the sky and put it in ur eyes

[ chinese accent ]

yo fadda [wink]

i one da

daz he steal tangz, take sky frum ya eyeball put it in yow belly

[ get bitch slapped ]