"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

^^^ woooooord! shits mad funny son!!

 

"You ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"

( pulls out pockets )

"You want to?"

 

Good job stealing that from that azn comedian.

 

I am terribly sorry to bother you, but you are the most beautiful girl here and I wanted to say hi and introduce myself.

 

This is a horrible pick up line.

 

heres mine










I will give you 100 dollars for a half hour of oral sex.




oh yeah nice eyes

 

you have to really know what you're doing with this one, not advised for the younger kids who dunno what theyre doing







pimp whisper, read the sig nigs

 

Haha, word up Avos.

 

*AHEM* best pickup line ever,

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

 

I do dishes. [/b][/quote]
Hahahaaaaa...so true!!

 

excuse me do you have a plaster

because i hurt my knee when i fell for you, haha

 

i love you , i love you...sit on my face
or... hi, i'm a bird watcher i'm looking for the big breasted bed thrasher, have tou seen one?


there r many more...just watch austin powers...or no. i'm sure there's something on google

 

The best one is.


"hey I'm friends with Mateo"

*gives you head immediatley following that sentence.*

 

you mean ruby throated cock sucker?

 

haha

I love you.. I want to do things for you... I like you... I feel for you... I want to... I want to feed you... I want to buy food for you.... I want to fuck you.

(sopmethign along those lines... gesus outta know what movie haha)

 

isnt that in KIDS?

or am i dumb?

 

are you tired...? girl:no why? because you been runnning on my mind all day

 

crazy one ...

 

(Here's a spin off of Zink's line)


Mateo: Are you tired?

Girl: Not really why?

Mateo: It must have been a long walk from Hell you ugly fuck!

*Throws woman to the ground, then proceeds to urinate on her*