I bought a new black book 2day for 2 bux, a 8 1/2 by 11'' one also a bum asked me if i hade any coke 2day
fact. im broke and still buyin my homies beers. fact. when i went to europe i wanted to go back.. ever since. and its been 5 years. and i still want to move back. god damn. <3 a'dam
my left nipple's hard as fuck..... i got the fan on at 4AM.. cuz this shitty laptop over heats hella easy.. i guess thats what u get for a $400 computer
fact: i already don't like this levans person fact 2: i have a wart on my finger and i can't get rid of it, luckily it hasn't transferred to my peeenis yet.
it might melt the wart away just maybe fact: i dont know if what i just said is true, i just want to see someone piss on their own hand
Fact: I've never had a wart in my whole life but if you want to get rid of one just wrap some duct tape around it and it will go away in day or two. Fact 2: my b-day is tomorrow for the first time I wish it wasn't.
i wont be here tommorrow due to the fact that im going to Ottawa to see Outerspace perform so i will wish you a Happy Birthday now SALVO Happy birthday man
i like to masterbate when mom is watching me but she doesnt know that i know shes watching me fact; i always eat with a napkin on my lap
fact- the reply and fast reply buttons are gone so i just clicked where it should be and it worked fact- i;m shallow just like every other teenager