word, both times i got arrested they handcuffed me in the back and made me sit on my hands.

 

Ya and I couldnt even sit straight I had so sit sideways cuz there was no place most of the times.

 

youre full of shit.
either you didnt catch a tag
or youve never been arrested. [/QUOTE]


heh whatever whos the one at jail, scratchin that shit up too. come to Broward on vacation and leave on probation. check out the main jail. why the fuck am I gonna lie to turds on the internet.

and bitch sorry to say I got a rap sheet longer than yours, and it'll stay like that.

for another scribe tid bit. when closed in a cell of city pd I took the metal part of my zipper and wrote into the paint.

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told yah im not correct inthe head

 

I duno why people bother with the zipper deal. Just take rocks from under your soles or staples (you can ALWAYS find a staple in jail, damn paper shuvvaz)

 

I wasnt handcuffed when i got cought since i was with a group they just told me to wait inside the car and they closed the door. I couldnt open it cuz it had that child lock so it wont open from the inside. then they let me go like a block down. they just confiscated everything and told me i should stop, they said something about a closeby homicide.

 

w/e cus im the one goin to court for it. maybe you give winks to the cops so they search you better. or maybe im from a real hood and know where to keep my shit. [/b][/quote]
yea i love when cops feel me up. i wink at them all the time. especially the beefy man ones... <_< :unsure:

you MUST be from a real hood to have such good hiding skills, thank god you're not the easter bunny or kids would never get their chocolate

 

yeah well at least i didnt fudge pack chocolate on my first time. Sorry to hear about your man cops. and SON i bet my left nut you've never written on a cop car. Ill even throw my right one in you've never bombed hard enough to cop attention. KID.

seacrest, out

 

i must admit, explosive is not fibbing on this one... kid gets caught for everything, but he keeps going so i give him props....

yo the tracks on sat,i took my girl today, she painted and loved it, comming with?

PeacE

 

ROFL i never claimed i hit a cop car did I? please, point out to me where i said "ive bombed cop cars i am the coolest kid on the intraweb cuz i scratchied a window in a cop car with a rock that was stuck up my ass so they couldnt catch while frisking" oooh you also called me kid...uhh oh im definately scared now. ADULT.

ryanseacrest, out

 

it seems this thread has run away from the topic.. so to bring it back.. my first time was.. hahahah fuck that shit!! an fuck the muthafuckin police!!

 

my first time was with b2a. i fucked his day up

 

haha what a day it was. lets do it again sometime ok?

 

What about the first time you ate a girl out?

My first taste of pussy was 'blah' you know when you get that feelin you gonna throw up. I had to stop she felt like shit

 

My first time, was with a girl I had been fuckin around with for like 2 years, she had a man and he WAS my best friend like a long time before that but then he kept snitchin on me for shit and just became a little bitch, yeah well it was summer time, she told him she was going to mexico for the weekend, she was going to but her cousins said nevermind, but she didnt want to see her man anyways cause he was a dick to her hittin her n shit, so she went to her cousins house that day, and called me, I picked her up we came to my house, chilled for about 30 minutes, went to my room, I started fingering her n yeah she said she wanted to fuck, so we did... it was great cause she knew what she was doin... haha I told her to get on top.. lol it was my first time so I didnt want it to suck... my mom wasnt home and my grandma who cant hear shit was in the living room so yeah, she started to get loud n I was like ssshhhh, n then I said nevermind my granny cant hear shit... haha it took a good minute to get it in tho, she tried tellin me it was to tight an I said FUCK that to late to stop now...

 

first time eating a girl out...it tasted weird mannnn but she was enjoying it..ill never do it again though.

 

haha werd.. I have yet to do it, and I dont plan on it anytime soon..

 

I remember this one guy who changed my mind about being licked. I was very NO about it because of previous experiences, but it turned him on and he said I tasted good, so whatever.
How a woman tastes is what she eats, so the saying "you are what you eat" has some truth to it.

 

yeah the chick was big and ate junk food soyeah. but every girl ever after that enjoyed it...alot.

this one female tasted like strawberry milk I shit you not

 

My first time was nothing special... I was 15 and nobody was supposed to be home for the next half hour so i fingered her till she finally wanted to fuck and then she asked if I had a condom. Slipped one on and went for about 15 minutes. My dad came home one minute after I came. I ended up going out with her for another 6 months and we fucked about every other day during that 6 month relationship with the exception of ragtime.

















I have a fat cock.