Shit... my first time was at this random kids house on his Moms bed... haha... got walked in ahlfway through, but kept pumping!

 

ewww.....

 

ewwww....double post, my bad...

 

this one time this chick was blowin me, i took it outta her mouth and jerked it on one side of her face so it got alll in her left eye and shit, then i socked her hard on the right side of her face, gave her ablack eye

i call it the panda

 

first times are shit, especilly when she starts to bleed
i had to burn my sheet, how was i goin explain it to my parents ?

 

you were playin with a knife in bed and cut yourself?

 

heh try explaining why you were burning your covers and the firetrucks were called out..

damn kiddies, you tell her, yeah i had some virgin, and stole her cherry, so what mom.......
damn your a boy anyway they shouldnt care..


and fuck pulling out when a girls giving you head, i ell her im about to bust, when its already creeping up and about to splue out.. ohwell my girls down for whatever,,,

PeacE

 

buck fitty crew?!?!

 

the first time you had sex was with everyone in buk50 bro? damn....

 

:lol:

it wud of hav to hav been a stab wound then they would request
to see my cut my parents are lyk the fukin C.I.A :angry:

 

now now dont be an idiot molotow. we all know no girl would actually ever touch you...
unless...
actually yeh, rape would explain the blood...
let me change that then.

now now dont be an idiot molotow. we all know no girl would actually willingly ever touch you...

 

i was 15 and i was drunk and she was fat and drunk and i couldnt stay hard.

yup. <_<

 

lol i rape people everynight

 

so this girl was was suckin me off right...so i pulled it out and hit her in the eye..she couldnt open it

then she got up and i steped on her toe and she started jumping around on one leg i call it a pirate

so this other girl was sucking me off and i slammed her head down when i was about to bust a nut and cum came out of her nose...i call it a angry dragon




how original <_<

 

urban dictionary?

 

i fronted like i had done it before

came quik and left

was an excellent night followed by guns and crystal meth


seriously.

 

so this girl was was suckin me off right...so i pulled it out and hit her in the eye..she couldnt open it

then she got up and i steped on her toe and she started jumping around on one leg i call it a pirate

so this other girl was sucking me off and i slammed her head down when i was about to bust a nut and cum came out of her nose...i call it a angry dragon




how original <_< [/b][/quote]
it made me laught for like 10 minutes

 

first time with a living person or what?
whats the score here?

 

Hahahahaha,
I fucked my ex for the first time when i was 13...almost 14
we were in my room in the basement, both of my parents were upstairs and hear this shit...hahah
we were watchin MXC on spike tv.
for real