Get a packet of sugar, like the ones at a restaraunt. One that says SUGAR nice and big.

walk up to a chic and say "excuse me? ...um.. i think you dropped your name tag.." and hand it to her.



if her pants dont fall off right there... then you fucked up.

 

Me: Somethings wrong with your thong.
Female: WHAT!
Me: It's not in my mouth!

I love it.

 

Hi, i have a vi vi wanna stick your pipi in it?

you boys are so simple.. shiiiiit.

 

This one works for christmas....when see asks for her gift...

nut on her pants and tell her, "I've given you the gift of life"

oh word!

 

"I would like to re-populate with you."

 

i posted below mateo in bombingscience, will you have intercoarse with me?

 

Dont cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha

 

this one has probably been said at least 10 times.
my love for you is like diarrea, i cant hold it in.

 

you must be a parking ticket
cause ya got fine written all over ya


ZING

 

can u bend down on ur nees and smile like a donut?

can i touch ur belly button from the inside?

 

are you from tennesee?
oh your not?
well i guess my dick'll still fit if you got teeth
shazam!

im high and i just made that one up!
(fuck tennesee i dont even care enoughto spell it right)

northern lights <3

 

"How much do polar bears weigh?" (Wait for response...any response will do...then you smoothly stick out your hand and say "well enough to break the ice!"...so suave

 

sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart.

 

"ill give you $10 to give me a blowjob..." (any response works) "how 'bout a rimjob?"

its foolproof :lol:

 

I'm the KoOl-AiD Man NOW!!!


i dont have any pubes......cause pubes dont grow on steel!!!!!


Ive got a PhD pretty huge dick

 

:lol:


DYN O MITE

 

hahaha hilarious.

 

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

 

I'm an animal lover, can I see your pussy?