dude i just had like 10 mgms n sum jack danials wiht ma friend whohad about the same much... we just left from ma friends bakyard wher we wer havin a bondfire thing... shit we are both drunk n we r walkin home and a fukin cop car pulls outa nowhere while we are on a 2 way intersection.... frinds on the fone and we see the cop, throw our beers and sprint... we try 2 hide behind a bushh n a fence in sumones yard... the cop screechs to a stop and turn into the driveway so we fukin bolt towards a fence, jump it, run, jump another, run, and come to a fukin 8 foot wooden fence and just fukin hurdle it... we r both standin ther n we hear 'they jumped the fence, drive around' we fukin bolt into sum woods and we see a cop on foot opening the gate to the fence and lookin around, we r behind a big ass tree and a rock peekin out, and we see the cop car pull up a min later n turns on the spotlite... we are like fuk n just lay there.... like after 5 minutes my dumbass friend turns over and snaps a twig... 1 of the cops hears it n points the lite rite at the rock and we just see the fukin light on all sides of us, scared shitless amidst our drunkeness... then a fukin miracle happns n a raccon fukin comes down a tree... we are like wtf and we hear the cop 'it was only a coon, lets go down this road... n he faded off cuz he got in the car n pulled away

as soon as they leave we just dash back to ma crib... the end