"Bitch, get me a chicken samwhich, and some curly fries, and a coke, or somthing, to drink...for free!"
hahahaha that vidoe is hilarious...the second one is my favorite I went on the porch and smoked a bag of meth. and then some crack......an went in the room..bitch was like "you smell funny" I said "that my BO bitch, if you don'y like it Ill kill your ass" hahahahahah genius....
you my friend are a very shallow and pedantic individual [/b][/quote] haha mmyes shallow and pedantic ...
LMfao Conflakes i fuckin luv that sooo jokes How bout i grab ur tits and u grab my dick Do u have to leave cause i wanna take u home Where i come from we fuck first than ask questions I have a 8 inch dick...Girl: Lets fuck ( seriously has worked 3 times now lol) I Have to take a Piss(Come out and ask her to do up ur pants for u) You want some booze(let her drink it) Now u want some dick? If u left leg is christmas and ur right is thanxs giving can i visted between the holidays? Want me to write ur name in graffiti( they luv that shit) Girl: Got a smoke...Me: Wat will u do for it? Can i go home with u to check ur clock i think my watch is broken I got a key can i shuv it in ur egnition? Ever had anything penetrated with a needle...Want 2? Why u with him? I get more pussy then he does masterbate U knw girls always complain bout how hard it is to get in there own pants but all i ever wanna do is get u out of em I knw how to use my gun and i aint talkin bout the one in my back pocket Are u an angel cause i swear u fell from the sky Are u an angel let me know next time u fall from so high ill be there to catch you Ill take u home and call u mine go through the night calling u fine but touch my cornflakes then get the fuck out cause theyre mine(lol tried to use the cornflakes line) Aight i can prob make up more but i done for now
psssshhh i need to pick lines. haha heard this one tho, do you have a temperature, cause your HOT hhahahahahaha good stuff