depends what I'm being arrested for, and where I'm getting stabbed and with what.....

live grass or astro turf

 

um arrested

vinyl turntable or cd digital turntable

 

Not into Djing but CD's turntables always seemed lame to me.

Ale or lager?

 

Lager

7up or sprite

 

7up definatley

Russia or china?

 

Russia ( dont want sars )

buffin evrey thing uve ever wrote or gettin anal from an 80 yera old man

 

Buffin' everything I've done. Seeing as so far I've only put up like 8 pieces and I'm fuckin' uber toy.

Drowning in a pool of flaming gasoline or suffocateing in a morbidly obese woman's cleavage?

 

fat womans cleavage. figuring im still a horny teenager

people under the stairs or alligators under the bed

 

Alligators, I'dd create a massive army with them and finally defeat the snapping turtle squad.

When your girl makes a painful change in positioning, or when she accidently uses her teeth whilst giving head?

 

a little teeth is always good..

being anorexic (sp) or bulimic

 

anorexic.





Aids or having no balls?

 

aids

ps3 or xbox

....probably already came up somewhere....

 

ps3 chigggyyyy

Jedi Mind Tricks or Immortal Technique

 

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE is playin Miami the 14th so I get in on that.

Drum and Bass or Breaks.

 

EXPLOSIVO!!! i havnt seen you in ages brother. where have you been <3.
drum n bass.

death, or loss of ALL senses

 

all mothafucka go out hardcore. Then you can jump off a tall building and hear that -silence- (like in the movies)

LoveSick, DopeSick, or FluSick ?

 

uhhhhh :unsure: :wacko: love sick i guess?

 

yeaaa....

 

whoops, forgot to post a question.
hit by a car or hot with a shotgun?