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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. Malicious artist

    Malicious artist Senior Member

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    now i dotn want to offend peoplez but:



    what do you call an invisable PAKI ?????????
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    A fart
     
  2. SIAH

    SIAH Senior Member

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    who was the world's most famous jewish baker?...hittler...:)


    what the difference between a jew and a pizza?...a pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven...:)


    how many jews fit in an ashtray?...all of them...:)
     
  3. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    how many muslims does it take to fill up a fonebox?




    depends on the amount of dynomite.HAAAAaaaaa..... no

    pluss to anymuslims its a joak no beef.
     
  4. Estec-2wo

    Estec-2wo Member

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    What do you call a fat heroin addict with no legs????.........................................Rolaids
     
  5. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    Ares_23us Senior Member

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  7. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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    i heard that before but it was magic johnson in a wheelchair
     
  8. SIAH

    SIAH Senior Member

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    who is the world's most famous jewish baker?...hitler :)
     
  9. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    yah you said that like 4 posts ago!



    the chinese people have a new energy drink, its called watahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  10. CANADIANA

    CANADIANA Senior Member

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    What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
    a quarter pounder.

    what goes 100mph and crosses the Sahara desert?
    an ethiopian with a mcdonalds coupon.

    how did the ethiopian know she was pregnant?
    half her tampon was eaten.
     
  11. BombingSciences Bitch

    BombingSciences Bitch Senior Member

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    What did god say when he made the first black man?

    "fuck i burnt it"
     
  12. acereborn

    acereborn Elite Member

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    Sorry, I'm not racist but this is funny

    What do humans and jelly beans have in common?
    Nobody likes the black ones
     
  13. BombingSciences Bitch

    BombingSciences Bitch Senior Member

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    What do you do when a muslim knocks at your door?

    Look through the letter box and say "how do you like it?!?"

    ^^ i doubt many will get that


    Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

    To see what was one the other side


    How did the blonde die from raking the leaves?

    She fell out of a tree
     
  14. Atom1er

    Atom1er Senior Member

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    two muffins are baking in an oven
    and one muffin says
    DUDE! HOLY SHIT! WE ARE IN A OVEN!
    and the other muffin says
    DUDE! HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!
     
  15. Derogatory9o5

    Derogatory9o5 Senior Member

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    Long but pretty good

    3 nuns are talking about the local preists sins after church service one sunday. The first nun explains how she found nude magazines in the preist drawer , the other two gasp. The third nun says what did you do with them?
    The nun responds, " I threw them out ". So the second none says , well I found condoms in his drawer and I was quite upset. The third nun breaks into a sweat and nervously asks the second nun what she did with them. The second nun says , " Well so he could learn some responsibility I poked holes in them ". The third nun says " o fuck I'm pregnant. " and runs away
     
  16. Derogatory9o5

    Derogatory9o5 Senior Member

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    Two blondes walk into a building , you think one of the retards would have seen it. ( hehe )
     
  17. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    what do you call a samoan after you push him off a couch.

    falefalloffasofa (say it fast)
    (fah-lay-fall-off-a-so-fa)
     
  18. Atom1er

    Atom1er Senior Member

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    dont get it....
    but then again
    idk shit about somoans...
    that might be it
     
  19. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    i guess you wouldn't understand if you didn't grow up around one that has an accent.
     
  20. rayseone

    rayseone Senior Member

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    what do you call a paki diy person? ahmed - a - shed

    what do you call a paki tight rope walker? balan sing