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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. 0lick

    0lick Banned

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    thats like looney toons shit right thier
     
  2. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    and yours would work any better....
     
  3. 0lick

    0lick Banned

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    ....if you could only believe:rolleyes:
     
  4. minor crimes

    minor crimes Elite Member

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    my mate made the maddest one up on the spot the other night in the car. there where 4 of us and 2 of them wer 19 me n my other mate wer 16 and hes on his P liscence (provisional) and it was 12 30 and wer sittin in the car above the railway lines and listening to music waitin for the last train to go past n this cop pulls up behind and does the have you got a liscence? and it was pissing down with rian n shit n we wer just about to get out and go do our trackside when we noticed the car. lol. and then they wer like what are youi doin here. and my mate was like oh we are coming back from a farewell at our mates house whos moving to england. lol. and our front windscreen is all misted up and couldnt see out and was really dangerous n shit. n then the dumb pig calls back up and 2 more cops car come with at least 4 coppers in each of the cars so there wer like 12 coppers n shit n they made us stand in the rain n shit n they searched the car and there wer like 40-50cans of paint in there n stuff. lol. and they let us go n stuff maybe becuase my mates are over 18 and are aloud to ahve spray paint without a reason and that it was also pissing down with rain and couldnt be more fucked standing there in the rain. haha. mad night but.
     
  5. sactown916trainrat

    sactown916trainrat Member

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    i just say i am out for a walk cause i cant sleep. in my city cops dont give you crap as long as your over 18
     
  6. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    They shouldn't have to 'give you a crap'. It's not illegal to be walking out at midnight.

    You just tell the police officer to mind his own buissness.
     
  7. kurug3n

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    say you were taking a mean dump behind some garbage dump or something :D
     
  8. 0lick

    0lick Banned

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    tell him thiers a dead body a few blocks back
     
  9. keenurkeenurkeenur

    keenurkeenurkeenur Banned

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    your all fucking useless toys what a fucking retarded thread
     
  10. 0lick

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  11. ChicagoBombSquad

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    "See mr officer i just came from my friends house...i thought i could spend the night...but my mom called and said i have to come home...My friends house is right there*points to random house behind cop and runs away while he looks*
     
  12. 0lick

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    someone should say "oh hey officer. can you take me home?"


    after you go bombing offcourse =]
     
  13. Lucas

    Lucas Senior Member

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    Tell them you just burnt down a building and you're afraid you'll do it again.(While flicking a lighter).But seriousely cops won't bug you if your by yourself and act like you don't even notice them.Unless thier after you in that case good fucking luck.
     
  14. 0lick

    0lick Banned

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    im gonna pretend i escaped from the mental hospitol

    i mean cmon...would you arrest a retard?
     
  15. xUNDEDx

    xUNDEDx Member

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    piggy:What Are You Doing At Past Curfew?
    me: Well I Just Got Back From A Rough Night With Your Wife And Now Im Gonna Go Crushing.

    boy having ur head slammed against the hood of a cop car doesnt feel to nice
     
  16. 0lick

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    neither do cavity searches
     
  17. Cost

    Cost Member

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    U RUN!!!!! Those fat ass cops can't catch u. Were young and reckless.
     
  18. Slushi

    Slushi Banned

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    Stupid.
     
  19. sAkE 22

    sAkE 22 New Member

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    They always say where does he live?
     
  20. silentchaos14

    silentchaos14 Elite Member

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    if you get stopped by a cop late at night just say that u were comin from a friends where u were supposed to sleep but ended up not bein allowed and that the backpack has yur xbox in it or some shit like that