ok, yeur at a water park chillen with som chicks in the hot tub. teh fucking 100 degree hot tube. so its really fuckn hot, but it feels good cuz its cold as fuck out. then some little kids start jumping in te fucking water right fucking next to yeu. i hate that shit. like who wants to be splashed with fucking hot water. i hate lil kids

 

getting sodomized. especially with a knife.

 

getting you and your dog's ureathra torn out with red hot pliers then forced to surgically switch them yourself at gunpoint with needles dipped in liquid metal isnt too nice either

 

I can post again? WTF?!?!!

 

i can fix that.

 

i hate when im smokin wit my boiz and when a little problem pops up, (like a too tite jar) ,that involvessome physical effort every one wants to get in the mix to fix it....testosterone overload

 

I hate when people say they are going to call me and then don't
I hate when private numbers don't leave messages on my phone
I hate when people say they will call right back but don't call for a few hours
I hate squaters

 

overly positive people.
i cant stand it.

 

first off good is a subjective term
thus for them to think they look good, well guess the fuck what......thats their opinion and since its a subjective term that means they are living in reality

and for you to think people are here to please your eyes thats living in a fucking fanasty. so when youre ready to wake up from your fanasty world id glady show you how annoying a fat girl can really be when im beating your ass into the floor. then we will see if you can realize that hey "youre a judgemental ass"

 

but really i came in here to post a rant


i hate poor parents who ride the buses but have these suv of baby strollers
likely seriously were they like "hey i like this stroller honey. its the size of our bathtub, im sure the baby will love it"

 

hun. you need to have those. you get the smaller ones once your child as at a certin age.<3

 

i hear ya

 

When one of my friends tells me something ive heard a million times
When some punk thinks your some dude that fucked his girl then he tries to fight you and you kick his ass and he tells his mom and she bitches at yours
When a toy goes over your shit and makes fun of you
When a teacher yells at you in front of the whole class when your asleep
When rich ass white people try to act black
When people associate all graffiti with gang graffiti

 

when you get pumped for good cereal but have no milk.
when you overhear someone telling their friend something trying to sound all intelligent, and theyre completely wrong.
when you forget to wear a belt on pants that are loose as hell.
when the spoons arent stacked in the drawer.
people who treat their vinyl like shit.

 

hey man .. i conserve .. towels and the office waste bin .. squirt ... dab .. then i usually shower cause ima dirty hippy

 

when people are hyped about a funny video and want to show it to everyone.
when people make fun of retards, and is not even similar and not funny.
when i cant tell the diffrence between conditioner and shampoo (they look very similar)
let me rephrase the thing about fatpeople. when fat girls wear shirts sayin ''im cute'' when theyre not and they know they arent....

 

^yes
youtube links..jeeze..stop posting them
i hate getting out of the shower...winter is worse
i hate no milk but plenty of cereal
i hate how the remotes always find some way to hide

 

lol ^^ true about the remote controls..or when your in class and the pen falls and its impossible to find.... lots of my pens have been lost like that...

 

ahh that shit happens to me with guitar picks. its like they chameleon into the carpet. every time. its worse on stage too. specially when it was one of your favorites or sumfin.