is noone cool enough to answer. fucks.

 

the second one cuss it would only be once, also the 400pound inmate sounds creepy

 

you'd have the most mutilated cock in the world after, if it can still be called one. its your choice though

 

i wouldve said the first one but heres a good one

have sex with an old dude

or

have sex with your mom

 

old dude.

 

getting caught masturbating by your parents or your grandparents

 

Parents.


Soggy waffles OR burnt waffles.

 

soggy with syrup waffels

feeling guilty for being with someone who is cheating....or the feeling you get when she slowly pushes you away once she loses intrest in you

 

feeling guilty no doubt.


back pain OR poking a bruise.

 

poking a bruise for sure man.... back pain sucks.

honey nut or apple cinnamon cheerios

 

calssic honey nut my niggs

getting fired........resigning

 

quitting....
getting up the ass or in the mouth...HAHAHAH

 

mouth........at least stuff is suposed to go in there....unlike your ass.....HAHAHA

moving on......staying hurt

 

why would someone wanna stay hurt?

hazelnut or french vanilla?

 

french vanilla all the way..


throw ups or handstyle?

 

vanillllllllrwar


sex or graff

 

sex

weed or booze

 

weed

be circumcised while being fully awake forced to look at the procedures without painkillers
or
go on a picnic

 

being circumcised no doubt.
i love the feeling.


flat pillow or fat pillow