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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. CRN-one

    CRN-one Senior Member

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    tell them you're a harmless serial killer, they'll leave you alone! and they'll never know you're a writer! awesome! highfive.
     
  2. cezns

    cezns Member

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    I tell them I am looking for my dad
     
  3. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    what is your dad 2 foot tall when sitting n about 5 when standing n his names spike n licks himself
    yh cos police are gnna believe your dads missing
     
  4. .reflex.

    .reflex. Senior Member

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    the best."i was stayin at my homies house and we wher loud and his mom said i hade to go"
     
  5. CaKes

    CaKes Member

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    globel warming..
     
  6. mmmburgers

    mmmburgers Elite Member

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    ^^^ lol
    accualy, ive never been stoped by the cops at 2 am
    Ussualy when they pass by me, i wave at them, and they wave back
    its quite funny
     
  7. Seek38

    Seek38 Senior Member

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    Thats actually a pretty good idea, I dont think much public transport goes on at 2AM anyways..even easier just take your bike to wherever you're going and itll seem more believable.
     
  8. Grape1

    Grape1 Senior Member

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    Excuses, excuses...well I read somewhere in this thread that somebody suggested sayin your going home beacause it turned out you actually couldn't stay over at your buddy's place...lame but, could work.

    Grape1
     
  9. minor crimes

    minor crimes Elite Member

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    cops arent dumb in my area. they know who i am and they kno im a writer so i cant really say im going home. they allways ask me the same question.. been tagging anything lately? hahaha. i just say nah i quit n they ask to search me i let them and i have a tekkie dacked and tehre like ok u can go hahahha. but if the other bitch who has got me twice she will take me down the station n chuck me in teh cells man. she hates writers adn hates every1 around my area.
     
  10. urinez

    urinez New Member

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    if i get pulled late at night and am questioned i normally say im buying smokes or going for a smoke.
     
  11. whahappen?

    whahappen? Elite Member

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    im not out at 2 am, this is all in your mind
     
  12. orket1

    orket1 Member

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    me and my buds tod a cop this last time we got stoped in an ally we said we were going to pick up some pop and chips and shit they didnt belive us but it could still work
     
  13. moze.2

    moze.2 Elite Member

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    i murdered somones kid and now im trying to remember where he is buried
     
  14. CodeSix

    CodeSix Member

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    dont give us reasons that didnt work...
     
  15. TheKors

    TheKors Senior Member

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    im looking for a good time.. know of any local prostitutes?


    :)
     
  16. coser1

    coser1 Senior Member

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    hhahah....or you could just say your heading down to a friends house you just had to pick some stuff up from home
     
  17. Robot.Cense

    Robot.Cense New Member

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    hahahhaha! but yeah, just stay smart...
     
  18. Disec1

    Disec1 Senior Member

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    just say that ur comin back from work, even if its at 2 or 3 in the mornin, for all the cops kno you work at a bar or restaurant and the place dont close down till 3 in the mornin, and if u have a backpack wit u just say u got work clothes in it
     
  19. cezns

    cezns Member

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    Its a joke, don't be so uptight.
    And they'd better believe it, he's been missin' for 8 years now ;)
     
  20. Oink.

    Oink. Elite Member

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    no money, walking home from the bar.

    Its really not hard.