yea i know. i feel like punching a baby

 

wrote graffiti in my school and got suspended in grade 5. dont write in your school kids. lmao

 

I remember when we all wrote on the walls in elementary with crayons and thought we were hardasses and didn't even know what we were doing..

 

haha i write with my eraser on the desks. it makes smudges and shit on it but u can rub it off.

 

I have two things to say in response to this:

1) Never, ever, ever do heroin. Ever. Never ever.

2) "Cocaine is one HELL of a drug."

=P

 

I did the rick james down slap on a kid once.

His head bounced off his desk and he fell out of his seat.

I laughed for hours..

 

im a sex addict im worse then will ferral in blades of glory

 

I make girls cry when I have sex with them.

I'm apparently too rough...

 

i like being hurt during sex its kind of fun

 

I like to bleed.

 

A friend of mine dyed my beard today.

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I probably have cancer. Shit happens?

 

i jackoff before i bomb.

 

fair enough

 

my _____ is so big it makes girls cry n bleed

 

dry bacardi makes me sick to my stomach.
i get shitfaced before i bomb paint so i wont be scared
i once got so stoned i went to the top of a building to paint and forgot my paint at home.

 

I love Zapps potato chips

 

who doesnt love zapps chips
zapps chips are like chrunchy bits of sex

 

I have never tried the Dill Zapps.

Are they good?