fortune (what can i say, im jewish) fucking a really hot girl for one month or a decent looking wife for life?
tap, cuz i dont give a shit. unless the bottled water is free... 1)get kimbo tackled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81S5ExwsM54 2)kicked in the nuts with steeltoes
depends if the bats wood or aluminum. im assuming its wood, so ill go brass knucks tased by a cop or beat with a nightstick
Tazed, Tazing hurts like a bitch but doesnt make you looked fuckedup. Vaginal baby fluid in your mouth, Or dirahhea anal fluid in ur mouth. Mmm Mmm XD
I'd love to be a cop. If you're a cop thats like invincibility. Sex with Bruce Willis or with Kurt Russel
i dont know who kurt russel is but i'll assume that hes on the same level as bruce willis. therefore i chose death. zombies or robots?
zombies! a zombie apocolipse would be way sweeter then robots taking over the world. sex with a midget (like 3'8") or sex with a giant ( like 6'8" )
UR PARENTS... and get a mad boner and tell ur mom to watch me rub my lamp to summon my genie DEAL or NO DEAL?!
deal w\t ever endsthat show quickest i fuckin hate that shit have ol dirty and the rest of the wu tang carry out those tortuers acts during the interlues of the thw 36 chambers or fuck tubgirls half aborted redneck brotherin law?
wu tang clan aint nuttin ta fuck wit remake two girls one cup(starring you and ron jeremy) or remake dickchop(starring what used to be your genetalia)?