Silent Chaos.

Have your dick chopped off, put in a blender with tomato juice and vodka and drink it
OR
Have your dick bitten off and eaten by a pirhana, then kill the pirhana, have it stuffed and stick it up your own arse in a doomed attempt to be re-united with your dick.

 

Have your dick chopped off, put in a blender with tomato juice and vodka and drink it

blind or deaf?

 

deaf.

crystal meth
or
crack.

 

krak
haha
coke or oxy

 

coke.... I was hella itchy when I took oxycotton...... coke made me need to piss every 5 minutes and pissing felt crazy!

over active bladder or over active bowel movement

 

bladder.

crunk or high?

 

hyphy

living life afraid of dieing...... living life afraid of living

 

I am afraid to live so i choose that

depending on medicine your whole life or dealing with your problems

 

dealing with your problems

nightmare before christmas or the corpse bride

 

nightmare before chrishtmash,

dying to live or living to die?

 

living to die

wipe your ass with poison ivy or getting an atomic wedgie from MrT

 

poison ivy for sure.. at least that will eventually heal

fats or thins

 

fats

rusto fat or ny fat

 

rusto! because i tried to use a ny fat on a montana nitro and it fucked up like a bitch.. idk if i had a toy moment or what but i thought for sure that they worked on montana cans.. oh well

handstyle that kills or dece larges throwies

 

handstyle that kills

hit by a transport truck or run over by a train

 

Truck

Testicular cancer or herpes.

 

herpes

get aids from napolean or pedro

 

napolain

conan gay o'brian or steven colbert?

 

steve colbert haha

west coast chronic or east coast chronic?