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Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by *futurestar*, Jan 12, 2005.
^Thats the site i got my knuckles off of a while back.. they are really good, and cheap..
spray a dude in the face? i'm sure spraypaint would temporarily fuck up your vision while either you want to run or drop the dude to the ground... then if the pigs show up say this crazy paint huffer jumped you...
you guys know thos things u push down to spray the can well if udont have a can ball them up and there you go lmfao dont need defence got my fists
i just be a wuss and use my ninja skills to run or pee on them that sounds fun
Get some wide earlobes and put them on your knuckles!
conversation i had with my friends 40 year old brother about fighting
me-"yeah we got robbed a couple of nights ago when we were drunk walkin to taco bell. some fuck pulled a knife and the kids i was with were huge pussies. i was too drunk to fight 3 dudes but w.e they only got 5$"
him- "well heres teh thing. next time someone fucks with you or tries to rob you or anything. grab them by the ears like your gonna kiss them. see it takes 25 lbs of pressure to rip off someones ears, and average knee-strike is about 65 lbs. so once you have his ears, knee this fucker in the face. when his friends see you standing there with bloody ears in your hand they wont even think about trying to fight. then run away and when the cops get there he can explain why he's on the ground with a knife in his pocket and his ears are missing"
straight razor, 4 bucks at the barber shop and will cut a baby in fucking half.
I suggest an M16A4 with grenade launcher and ACOG scope
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add some string from your undies and you have cheap+effective defense, and you dont sweat throwin away an expensive knife if you do decide to slash someones face
nobodys gonna file a police report after i slap em around with this
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sorry sir you said you were attacked with a giant rubber penis?, suuure you were
Naw you guys got it Wrong..... Hit them with this
No Pig or anyone in thier right mind well walk up to you if you had a .50 cal. i dont care. The stoppin Power of this... They just wont make it.
seriously, i would learn dim mak that shit looks insane
It is. I very heavy. And Loud. You can hear it from miles. YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IT WITH EAR protection. It amor piercing and the Reciol will have you jumpin back. Even Pron you Have the biggest Shock ever. Best Thing about it is that. It comes in a Smaller and Compact size but with the same effects....
Meet the .50cala2(Ithink that what its called) Cal
You really wont make it and it has interchageable parts. Which mean you can put a Red Dot, Or ACOG for Close range.
I carry around a tank of piranhas under my dominion that will viciously gnaw off anyone's face on my command
i got one behind me. and to anyone thinkin' i'm kidding, just say i am.
to any internet pigs that was not a threat, i'm allowed to have that.
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