lol^ well since everyone is doing this i'll cave cowgirl fells good no work and..... BOOBIES!!!!

 

yea word ive never sealed da deal all da way but prolly head or tityyfucks, they always nice

 

my favourite position is when your mom is on her four legs, right, and im on my knees, i grab on to her hair, right and i fuck her as hard as i can, after a while i spit on her ass (to fake i ejaculated on her ass) and when she turns back i cum in her face

ooooooor
when im in the same position with your sister and i whisper in her hears that i have aids, she wants to stop but i grab on to her hair and fuck her so hard that her pussy bleeds, event thought shes not a virgin and then i hit her in the back of her head so shes K.O and i get the fuck out of her place

 

schnitz u talkin to me, dawg dont even play dat shit

 

im talking to no one actually.....just in general ,know what i mean?

 

either way...those jokes have been used an excessive amount of times since i was in the 3rd grade. good job being original tho.

 

iight then its w/e

 

I love hittin it from behind its all about the leverage so you can just pound that shit!! B)

 

Ume wants to add that using the Donkey Punch makes it sooooo much more worth it.

 

i like poundin a girl doggie style while on X. thats the shit right there son!

 

i wonder how many of you kids have even seen a real boob?....

anyways, 69 is always sweet...
i seen someone talk about Dstyle, but with her legs 2gether...thats a good one.
or, with her on her side...kind like sidways Dstyle.

 

i like the position your moms the best at

 

your a virgin.

 

try again dick brain

 

PB & J
angry pirate.
donkey kick
some of the best ones. heh

 

im a simple man
really cus i havent tryed doggy yet

i like havin her on the end of the bed wile im off and her legs wrapped tightly around my waist....
but thats cus i only fucked a few girls.. i guess im not as pimp as some of the people on bs.... we need a thread... how to have sex with 3094234 girls...

i aint like that i dont give a shit what yall think... im into it more for the relationship and actually making love..... but thats just me

 

ok that was the stupidiest stereotype ever

think about it
the people who try the most positions are the people who have been together the longest
why?
to spice things up and because the couple is comfortable with each other to try new things

now stop being a stick in the mud and try something new with your girl

 

I find that shower sex is really difficult...Only for me, I get weak in the knees whenever they hit the sweet spot. I tried to do it...I really did, guys. But I ended up losing all control of my legs and hitting my head on the side of the tub. I love those awkward moments, makes me laugh hysterically which probably isn't the most sensitive thing to do in front of your man when he's trying to get you off.

Oh and Mysfyt. I'm just gonna sit back and let you handle those stereotypes.
*two thumbs up*

 

bahaha! that reminded me of the time my ex was giving me head while i was standing and i couldn't really help it. i just fucking started ramming her throat. she took it like a good sport and when she was done she said in the cutest little voice: "you made my eyes water!"