tsk tsk kay...sounds like u didnt use protection

 

I told a girl I was going to buy her weed and stole her $20 and to make it up to her I took her to my friends party where she sucked my dick.

Ballin'

 

where's the vaginal penetration and quiefing zulu?

 

i immediately ejaculate upon hearing a quief.

 

fuck a rubber.
i bareback em

 

ALLDAY..
WELL MY FIRST TIME WAS A BIT INTERESTING,
I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND SHE WAS A LIL OLDER THAN ME
AND I KNEW THAT I WASNT GONA LAST LONG SO I TOOK ONE OF MY POP'S VIAGRA RIGHT BEFORE I WENT THERE AND I WAS HARD AS FUCK, I STILL DIDNT LAST LONG
BUT MY SHIT WAS SO HARD I KEPT GOIN. O DID I REGRET THAT THE NEXT DAY

 

you wouldnt even no, man, you wouldnt even no
I get it all the time
Who cares what my name is
its the way i persuade the ladies

 

yeah kay already pointed out how you persuade the ladies.... and i believe it.

 

you mean date rape?

 

my first time was brilliant...slipped a rohypnol in his drink, and off we went.

No, my first time was when I was 14, listening to the horribly tenebrous ''Beck''.
Elbow in the face, uncomfortably fitting, horrendous. Like I was entombed in this sepulchral depression.

the second time I wailed like a sailor.

 

The other day.. goddamn.

 

^^^^ your blatantly lying...no first time merits a ''godamn''.
and if it was good for you, I bet it was hell for her.

 

i was hangin at my boy busch's house...we were all chillin on the porch as usual, and my Ex Girl started kissin me n shit, and i was like relax , im chillin with my boys, and shes like well lets go in the shed...i was like wtf, if were goin in there we better fuck...she said yea.... so we were in this shed full ofshit like bike frames, carparts, and whatever else was in there... this was one of those cheap aluminum sheds like 8x8... and i fucked her on a 3 leg plastic table that was half coverd with parts... we were younger then so when busches mom found out , we tore the shed down... she goes... i donyt want my shed to be the sex spot for the whole neiborhood... it was pretty funny :huh: :huh: :huh:

 

that is the her

 

jez is a girl

 

I am a girl and i lost it in a tree fort when i was 12.





fawq.

 

My gf was ** (cough) and I was 18 and well,it was weird...it hurt her so much she was crying (which is kind of hot)... Ah but after that it went great

[Oh god,I just read what I said and it sounds like I was having sex with an 11 year old or something: Not that young.]

 

good work.

and apologise's on assuming you were the butch.

 

as for you you dirty, pedo ratbag...your sort should be anihilated.
fuck off with your shock factor bollocks...you vitiated little seed barron.