haha, i think even if youre of age, telling a cop youre drunk or giving off the vibe that you are, is a no no. but i mean id say it anyway, just cause im not one to think before i speak, ha. i dont know about around you guys' way, but around here, being drunk in public will get you in enough shit, let alone having all your paint on you. but i guess, just say you were painting your nails and youre in the guiness book of world records for the biggest toenails so you have to use spray paint, and you like pretty colors, haha.
you see officer, i was jacking off at the time of your arrival, my semen has gotten in your eye, and the image you are seeing is just my semen dancing... i guess
i got stopped on the side of the road by the old bill at 3 am last month i just said i was going to ma mates coz his sister was ill nice thread btw
Wat seems to be the officer problem? Noooo i have no blood in my alchohal system... No wat are you doin out at 3am!!!! *passes out*
word they took all my paint for beein out at nite i had like 6 full montanacans and a bunch of superfats on me they took it all but i hid my pens in my pants thats what i alwas do though
son, they do, but not like that. i got caught last time and the police was just like, " yo dont let me catch u again" and he let me go, wit my big ASS marker and shit. i had tagged some fucking stop sign i be reppin dat 301 nigguh
They would say "then why do you have a bag?" They would say "well im taking you home where do you live? I have tight parents so this wouldn't work for me)" Again they would ask"why you got a bag on and why do you sleep fully clothed with shoes on?
Me and a few mates were doing a big ass piece on a well known graph wall. it was about 800 metres from my house (im 15 and live at home wit my parents, there pretty chill with the graphing as long as im home by earliesh and im not doing shit ass tags.and i dont get caught) It was about 11 at night we had been going for avbout half an hour nearlie finished, we were all pretty chilled as i live in the area and theres shit all cops around there. i was on a lader trying to back in the top when 3 cop cars came speeding around the corner (i guees they thoght i was breaking in or something) well i tried jumped to up onto the roof, and fell i acted really fucking hurt. The cops were shit scared and just drove off. Lol for the record i had a swallon ankle and thats it. just remember if ya ever in tat situation act really fucken hurt.... or dead. it will atleast save your mates. Sorry if that didnt make sence.
well no shit they dont give a fuck about you.. your taggin a stop sign. there not gonna arrest you for that shit
lol ^^ the most logical reasons ive heard so far are: going to a 24/7 resteraunt, going to a friends because theyre sick, cant get to sleep so your taking a walk, had a fight with g/f, and looking for pet
i just say im flat out drunk and walking home cause i didnt wana drive and dont have money for a taxi.