having public sex with 4 year old boys while smoking sum weed, shootin up, snortin a line, petting a hooker, and littering... oh uhm... DONT JUDGE ME!!!
just the occasional e or bud, speeding, no seat belt, drinkin and driving, littering, selling hot shit, buying hot shit, trading hot shit, and favourite past times of growing and dealing theyllll b back
littering is very bad my friend. >:| i hit licks, and push dope. thats basically it. i hate it... fuck life...
SEX TEACHERS!!! The shit. Not wearin my helmet while riddin my bike. Lol. No but really Rackin is the shit.
I JAY WALK, dont look both ways b4 crossing the street, and wen it sez "print name" i write in cursive
i loiter. i hang out in front of gas stations and smoke cigarettes, asking people if they need hard. they say they need it, i sell em a pebble i found on the ground, they give me lip i got a gigantic fold up blade and brass knuckles. i tell them i need to feed my pet monitor lizard. that shit's food is expensive B. i steal the parents whip, i trespass onto school property for kicks sometimes, pretty fun shit.. let's see... stealing brews for about 4 years now, only got caught once, which was recent, and in a different state... and it was a mini keg i got caught with. got greedy as fuck. if it wasn't for that bitchy old grandma bitch i would have gotten in the car ten minutes earlier but this whore was walking so god damn slow. shes probably a nice lady in reality
and i guess not only beer, but i'm a fuckin' clepto in general. i like to pickpocket my friends when they're not lookin' and put it into my other friends pockets, and i say it was them not me. thats illegal right?