lick your finger n rub it lenghwise down her dress then say ... "Now let's get you out of those wet clothes !!"

 

yeah, some ugly almost-down-syndrome kid used it on me last spring break haha

 

get in the car, dont touch nothing

 

Sit in the car
Let discuss Somethin'
Either we lovin' or I'll see you tommorow.....camrons wack ass


shoulda asked him "PRETTY CUTE??? fuck nucaa! im a sexy beast!!!
then slap him with a hand full of flour.

 

better than flour is blowing sparkles in his face. That shit never comes off. Plus if he gets it in the eye it stings a bit.
PS: Chenzo, with that line I'd be outta my clothes so fast...

 

*licks finger*

 

lmao^^^ its actually juelz...dipset knows that shit would never work

 

-theres something on your ass
-wut?
-my eyes
i actually had this work once

 

somethings dribbling out your mouth

 

oh...its only bullshit

 

i dont know if someone has said this one yet but ill say it anyways..

y: are you tired?
g:no?
y: Well you should be you have been running through my mind all day.

 

this isntreally a pick up line my boy did this to be funny take ur gurl to a thrift store and tell her ''baby you can have anything u want as long as im gettin some tonight'' lol

 

lol that would defo work
heres one:
suck ma dick bitch
then say pleaaaaaaaaaaase

 

im no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock (from wild n out)

 

Not sure if this one's been posted yet, but I'll say it anyway...

Hey baby, I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis, how bout I come over later and you let me put some words in your mouth?

 

"i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep wit you?"

 

those last two made me laugh but i doubt ANY of these would work

 

My favorite of all time..

"we speak the same language, it must be fate"

 

"Did you lose your virginaty? because I'd like the box it came in."