I love rum too. Spiced, golden, light, dry, sweet, whatever. Rum is rum, mane. I got fucking shitfaced last night, good times. Random fact? I'm going to spend 20 hours tomorrow rolling face and hitting on women with my boy Doc. Good times. Oh, and a bonus fact - the other night I went fishing with some guys from work, and these two chicks pull up alongside the truck and start yelling shit about wanting to suck my dick. I thought it was funny, so I dind't say anything. Then the fatty in the passenger seat tries to hand me a candy bar, and I was insulted. I did not want her candy bar. I asked her when Farmer John let the hogs run loose off the farm. She was sad. I laughed. The moral of the story? I'm a scumbag with very little emotion and will probably end up turning into a serial killer... anyone seen American Psycho? *thumbs to chest* this guy.
I race downhill mountain bikes, like so: [Broken External Image]:http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v57/96/33/505801623/n505801623_12124_1890.jpg
i once tried to shave my pubic hair with a spray can and a BBQ lighter i still smell like burning STD's
im six hard and im 14 eheh prity good seams as the avrerage ADULT male is 5-6.... now im probly guna b raped coz i posted this on the net by some child rapist
I went to the carnival with one girl and left with a different one. I don't have a sex drive. I day dream and dream when I sleep about painting. I have been playing the same song for the past three hours.
I tried taking a picture of my nipple so the kids would think it was a girls nipple and talk about how hot it was so I could laugh but my Macro didn't want to focus on the nipple all that well. I just found out my girl is bisexual