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I'm partially blind in both my eyes, completely night blind, and going deaf. I also have some sort of tumor on the back of my head, but I don't want to have it checked out because I don't want surgery. I think the tumor may have something to do with the sight/hearing loss

 

I ate thai curry and it burned my mouth.

 

ima self proclaimed porn star

 

I don't give a shit about most people on bs

 

i actually ate a full meal for once and feel full and i didnt have a panic attack while eating.

 

I was born naked

 

I was watching.

 

Anyone Here Write In Nashville

 

interesting fact about myself: i dont write in nashville.

 

I write in nashville
but I dont write in nashville also

I was born with a business suite on and a dunce cap

 

i had sex with my friends girlfriend while he was passed out drunk on the same bed

 

well dosnt that make you his best friend
I get hassled by crackheads daily if not hourly

 

once upon a time i fought a crackhead and he might have given me aids...


P.S. that fucker bit my shoulder (now he has no teeth =])

 

wow...

we had a crackhead setup cabel at our house
all it costed us was 10$ in jig

 

nice and by the way im texting my friends girlfriend as we speak ;]

haha and heres another crazy thing about me..


i was tagging the backboard at the local courts

and about 17 kids come out of nowhere and get in my face..

i tell the kids to hold on one moment while i consult with my friend..

my friend hands me his glock and i pistol whipped the biggest kid there.

after that my friend gripped a can of paint and clonked someone else..

then my brother pulls up with like 8 kids in his car

and well the kids my brother hangs out with dont play games..

picture a bunch of helpless children getting beat by grown men

sept they were not children at all

(i got about 1000 storys ha)

 

as long as thats not all they are(storys)

we were all fucked up one night and my roomate took his 45 out and shot up our park
No one was there tho so no one got hurt

 

theyre all true but yeah..


this one time i got drunk and started to have a 5 way with 4 girls..

in one of the girls 12 year old little brothers room

3 of the girls were naked and i was taking the other girls pantys off..

and guess who walks in...

the 12 yaer old hahaha

 

been workin on my hands all week in i think they respectful enuff to hit tha streets wit (tallhands)

 

yea me to, i just love making up shit on the net,
lil advice dont get carried away
cuss saying u were in court with a gun,paint and a car full of gully nigggas
just sounds like straight bullshit