it must be true but i bet his white .... umm im watching the weather man ghayyyy ... n im bored . one time i was writing on a board in vietnam n some pirates came up to me n i was talking to bubba n he said ' we gnna make shrimp' so i beat one of the pirates with shrimp n then my homeboy forest pulled up with about 8 other alabamians n we beat the pirates asses then jack sparrow came n we made sweet sweet love
word this one time i was fucking like 9 bitches and all their boyfriends come up and get in my grill. so i pistol whipped one, knocked 2 out with my cans, cocksmacked one and shit on the rest of em. then my cousin and 15 of his friends rolled up in their bus and killed everyone. and i was mad pissed cause they killed the bitches i was fuckin so i firebombed their asses. then my mom came by and was like wtf mate and i was like fuck you mom i hate her and i killed her and went to a ICP show.
i gotta story... So its my boys 16th birthday and were upstairs in his room smokin and drinking ... now hes one of those paranoid weed smokers that thinks everything we do will get us caught.. ( i.e. my friend falls down in his room.. DUDE WTF...WERE GONNA GET CAUGHT OMG MY MOM IS GONNA COME UP !! ) so he only lets people smoke in his bathroom which is in his room...but we can still drink and do w.e in his room... so were drinking in his room..people 4 people smoking in the bathroom..and his parents knock on the door BOOM BOOM BOOM ! let us in...what do they have..a cake...there singing happy birthday while there 4 people blazing 2 haze blunts ...and what happens ?...his father drops the cake on the floor ...and says OMG on my sons birthday let me go get a towel from the bathroom ..the way the shit happend seemed like it was choreographed ..but my friend says no no..ill clean it up dont worry thanks guys ..they leave were like ohh shit ....mean while my friend sticks his head out of the bathroom door...blunt in hand and says ..WTF was that ?... the funny thing is there was two parrot bay rum bottles in plain view... after they left my boy says...ohh shit ..tht was crazy...lets go smoke.. LMAOO..shit was pricelesss
YEa thats the same thing i said !!....his mom smokes weed herself...and she trys to hide it from my friend ..and when ever my friend finds a roach of hers...shes says..wth its not mine i swear its ur uncles...and when ever she finds a roach of his ..he says its not mines they were smokin in there i told them not to but they still did..i didnt smoke tho
yea i beleave him, has to be true becuase why would anyone bother making up such a boring and dull story.
I was raped by a girl who looked like a prison ward..her snatch smelled like tacos i proceeded to puke on her and myself then laugh drunkenly...I suspect it was Rots in disguise...