i got chased bt three homless nazi bums who try to get me to be a white power dude, then found out i wrote and chased me saying they were going to kill me... cocaine is one hell of a drug

 

I was one of those bums. I was the ugliest one.

 

I have three dead broad tipped sharpies on my desk I just cant seem to bring myself to throw away.

 

this is a boring thread

 

i have nunchakus
my friends are being super emo
my ipod broke
im bored of every thing i do these days.
man im emo

 

I like DOnFokalano's music
hit up,
www.myspace.com/flipphilmore

 

1.I seriously hate juggalos
2.I love to fight
3.I prefer boobs over ass
4.Its the weekend but since i have no friend im here posting random ass facts about myself on bombing science
5.My dick is slightly above average in size
6.I wear nike sneakers

 

i hate people who type in all caps

 

i write george bush" on toilet paper in public bathrooms so people wipe their ass wit it! hahahah

 

i was in san diego and a seagull stole my hotdog right out of the bun.
motherfuck.

 

i wear the same shoes almost everyday.

 

Finally someone I can relate to...

 

^^^^^thats Sad

 

Yeah oddly, we get that a lot

Go to Horton Plaza, the pigeons actually distract you and steal your food while your back is turned

 

a long long time ago... i once jacked off to princess Leah

 

I still do. And-

I am completely unable to skylines/keylines/forcefields on anything.

 

i have webbed toes.

 

my favorite pornstar is gina lynn and does pokemon still kicks ass.

 

my fav porno is a classic alice in wonderland 1976 porno