I like KraftDinna with goldfish crackers(anyflavour)with mustard, hotsauce and hotdogs

 

i have a les paul black beauty custom guitar
worth 6000+

 

I'm icing my thighs

 

i hurt proper

 

frosted butts

 

bahahahaha FAG!
re-fracturing your thumb by playing guitar queero?

 

i work in a dairy department at a supermarket and sometimes i just punch eggs.

 

nothing wrong with that ^
ive tried to punch one, didnt brake till it hit the ground

 

Ive made my Ex girlfriend hate me by telling the guy she is bout to ask out the trufe bout her: She made porn for me and asked me to hit on her when she liked me and I was taken!

 

i am same,sam i am,i do not like green eggs and ham

 

A long time ago I logged onto Tony's account and said that explosivo was a smelly dicktree. Then I went logged on to my own account and pretty much said the same thing. Both quotes ended up in his signiture. I am amazing.

 

Haha.

Since we don't have a random facts thread, I'll just post it in here.

Drinking cold water can burn up to 25 calories. Neat.

 

proper likes nature

 

can it really proper?
oh shit.

fact;
i duct taped a kid to a wall today.

 

fact, i just made a random facts thread, waiting for approval

 

ahahah fag.


uh fact im 5'6? cheaa im short as a mofuggah.

 

fact;
Philly Eagles are my favorite football team.

 

fact i have a black head that won't pop and all it does is bleed.

 

Fact: I'm a repulsive motherfucker.