Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death-- The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about? The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic-- Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-- Walter Sobchak: And you know this! The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced. Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!
anything from The Black Donnelleys Kevin: We went down there with goodness in our hearts to talk to him, and he wouldnt listen.. Tommy: They know who kidnapped him! Kevin: Tommy, relax, we wore masks... Tommy: OH! you went down there with "goodness in your hearts"....but you wore masks...?
The Joker: I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call! Detective Stephens: That's nice. The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed? Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty-year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it. [pause] Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends. [Joker, pretending amazement, mouths "six?"]
Some fools gotta go all out when they go bombin'. They gotta wear bandanas over thier face, dark clothes, sweatsuits, running shoes, I don't know, fuckin' camoflauge wit' walkie talkies an' shit. Little masks so they don't hurt thier fuckin' lungs, those trigger-gun things for thier spraycans so thier bitch ass fingers don't freeze up. Not us, man- not me. I don't got time for all that shit. I go out in a bright orange hoodie and some cocaine white basketball sneakers and just destroy shit, like what?! You can save all that planning and thinking about shit for tha toys, man, that shit ain't real. The real shit is going out and rockin' as much as you can, as big as you can, and hopin' tha mutha fuckin' rollers don't happen to pass by on thier beat 'cuz I ain't goin' ta jail tonight, homie! An' I ain't goin' out like no bitch, either. 'Cuz if they do come, best believe that I'm gonna run those mutha fuckaz until I get my tax dollars back that they steal from my paycheck every two weeks! I ain't no punk and I ain't never gon' be. Man, you gotta go out thinkin' that can't no one see you, not even the cops, and especially not no punk ass vigilante. Man, the toys, the pigs, and this fuckin' entire community as a whole can't even begin to understand what this thing they call "graffiti" or "vandalism" is about. And I ain't here to teach 'em either. I could give a fuck less what they know! I'm just here sayin' that I DO know what it's about, and that I will always be down to go rockin'!!! A public service announcement from HEROS ONE of tha MADBOMBER SQUAD
Serious people never have ideas, people with ideas are never serious. (no clue where i got it from but yeah)
A real job is a job you hate. From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. I liked things better when I didn't understand them. I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Reality continues to ruin my life. So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? -Bill Watterson
I'm in the envious position of being for the war, but agianst the troops. Bill Hicks Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. Oscar Wilde Toy's aint worth the quote- Knoe You tried to eat me...- My mate after a big night out when i thought i was possessed. Can't remember that shit.
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr Seuss That's some deep shit