Get implants and I'll hit it.

 

yea but ud hit broken lightbulbs if they smelled like fish

 

Roten would hit anything with an orifice.

 

<3

 

whelp, duz she really need 2 see wat tha hell is goin on?? hahahhaa

 

Yo Said, the pill takes like, 2 months.
Haha, not 3.
=D
My girlfriend started taking it, but we still have sex, of course.
Why tell her you won't!

 

rots is the devil

 

the devil thats hung like a moose.
haha that reminded me of harold and kumar
"just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to be a porn star"

but rots prolly is one anyways..

 

im hung like a catepillar

 

Because caterpillars have lots of legs does that mean they have lots of penises?

 

CELLO!!! no, kuz u kno i hav 2 legs but only 1 dick. UNLESS....... THEY HAVE 1 DICK FOR EVRY 2 LEGS..... HOLY SHIT OMG THATS FUCKIN RAW

 

wanna find out?

 

i would actually

 

im hung like a woman

 

MY DICK AINT WHAT I'M PROUD OF, IT'S HOW LONG I CAN FUUUUUCKKKKKK



And that my balls slap my knees

 

It's the truth. I've been there. I've seen it. Them.

 

no cause she thought she got pregnant and she really doesnt wanna go through that again so she's waiting till the pill starts working.
but its all good, she gives greaaat head.

 

yes she does

 

roughhh!
ahaha!