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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr Tasty, Jan 8, 2008.

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  1. Church

    Church Senior Member

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    ok i see what you guys are saying. ill just get another girl on the side that hooks me up with her goods and ill just wait for this one to come around. she pissed me off real good today though. her mom overheard me talking to her in her room. saying my usual stuff about how she dont put out(im gonna stop doing that though). her mom was all stern and liek "church you need to go home now. i dont want you seeing allie anymore" i just stared at allie thinking she would back me up, but she didnt so i just left. while i was walking out her mom was saying some shit about calling my mom. ill just unplug all the phones.

    a few things though about that:

    1. wtf is her mom doing ease dropping? its none of her business what i say to my gf
    2. how does she tell me when to break up with her? im fucking 14 years old, I SAY when i dont wanna hang out with some slag
    3. this is the part that hurt my heart. why didnt my "girlfriend" stand up for me and tell her mom off:(

    she isnt responding to my txts or phone calls either. i called once but her dad picked up

    what should i do now to get her back? thanks g's

    EDIT: oh and fuck you jackjill where do u get off trying to front and be all hard on the internet. why u trying so hard to defend some girl you dont even know, ur bitch is prolly ugly. fuck u man
     
  2. shi

    shi Senior Member

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    hey man
    just let her come to you
    don't worry
     
  3. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    Your an absolute idiot. I sincerely hope that girl never contacts you again.
     
  4. JackJill

    JackJill Elite Member

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    It's *eaves-dropping, faggot.
    1) Your "girlfriend" probably asked her mom to make sure that you didn't rape her in her own room.
    2) She's not telling you that it's over, she's telling you on behalf of your "girlfriend" that it's over because your "girlfriend" is probably (and rightly so) afraid that you'd find her and rape her somewhere in a dark alley if you ever found out it was really her who didn't want you.
    3) You don't have a heart, so I don't know what you're talking about.

    What you should do now is take a flying leap off of any surrounding cliffs that happen to have jagged rock bottoms.
    You won't get her back, but look on the bright side. You've rid the world of another impending psycho.


    EDIT: And Church, I can assure you that my woman is drop-dead gorgeous.
     
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2008
  5. Alien invasion

    Alien invasion Member

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  6. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    ok church .. this girl obviously likes you to put up with it . your 14 i know ur hormones are raging ok but you arent ready to fuck her yet especially if you treat her like that, dont get a girl on the side keep with this girl n its true what jjill says you give guys a bad name .

    im in a relationship with my girl n its been goin 7 months i love her n am hoping for a long time yeah sometimes u see others girls n its like wow, but then u see the flaws they have n you dont like them whereas you look at your girl n just see her flaws and perfections but you like her flaws.me n her didnt fuck till 2 months in n it feel so much better when you actually like the girl unlike most ive just fucked to fuck , with her its different . so stop moanin at her dont bitch at her n make her feel like shit just kiss her tell her you love her , n am sorry for being a dick .

    also go to her mom n apologize to her for treatin her daughter like shit . trust me that will smooth evrything over i mean i can go to my girls house n have dinner n shit there stay over whatever her mom loves me cos im the first guy that hasnt treated her or her daughter like shit.
    dont worry about the whole sex shit right now waite a while its worth it. there always handjobs blow jobs the finger your tounge n so on , just dont presure her into it. waite till your both ready, im not sayin your gnna spend 10 years with her but there got to be another reason your with her other than wanting to fuck her. but yeah your 14 n seriously your still hormonal n shit your not a man you may have pubes n love em to death but to be honest most girls i know hate bushes, so dont be so proud of em n what you got a dick big woop but seeing as your still a virgin the only shit you know is watching porn n fuking a latex glove , theres no point fuckin her if its just so you can cum n then leave .. read up.

    you gotta make her cum n feel good aswell instead of being all selfish man , seriously though waite a while ,apologize n she'll see that you are a good guy cos it takes a man to accept his wrong and take the blame , any kid can just say sorry love you show her you mean it man .

    hope it helps ,peace
     
  7. JackJill

    JackJill Elite Member

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    Lesson 1: don't post whore.
    Put somethign relative to the topic.

    I like penis, for example.

    EDIT: the above-mentioned is intended for Alien.

    Nero, you deserve to get laid tonight. Tell your woman that you deserve to get laid tonight and some chick told you that you deserve it from BS. Like that you really deserve to blow a big one.
     
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  8. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    arnt you 15
     
  9. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    haha yeah but i dont pay attention to my age .. wouldnt surprise me if jjills girl is gorgeous she knows her shit and is pretty hot herself but yeah church just change your whole mentality on the whole issue
     
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  10. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    Stand-up kid. :)
     
  11. jr.HOE

    jr.HOE Member

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    keenur has a big dick.
     
  12. ESKiMO2

    ESKiMO2 Elite Member

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    LOL this page is fucking HILARIOUS. I'm gonna bookmark this page so whenever I'm feeling depressed I can come here.
     
  13. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    OMG OMG OMG! who said you should "get another girl on the side"??? THATS EVEN WORSE!
    i think nero has this covered, so ill keep it short

    if you cant figure this shit out, as in "RESPECT THE LADIES;)" then uh...
    i think you should start taking it in the ass, because no girl deserves a guy like you.

    oh, and by the way
    jackjill is a girl, and if you should listen to anyone here, its her
     
  14. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    oh and uh..
    BUMPP!;)
    pleasing HER should be the first on your list...trust me, you'll be much happier knowing she is happy and thinks "your touch...is so damn clever";)
    its a big booster to your day, to know you have what it takes to please in that area;)

    yeh srry for the double post for those who are getting all heated, to huge quotes just in one doesnt cut it:(
     
  15. (SoS)Viruz

    (SoS)Viruz Elite Member

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    Yo, Proper and Jackjill, Nero(LISTIN TO THAT MAN ) are right.....

    First off man you 14 So get over your self.

    Second of all about the Mom its her House, She just trying to protect her daughter if you don't understand then you should just stop.

    Third of all she didn't tell her mom off maybe because she was scared or maybe she didn't even want you to do anything to her anyway, also Theirs no way to get out of it, cause her mom heard it all. Man, you just need to Step yo game up and get a different girl. matter Fact. Just stop datin' in till you get more mature to handle a relationship, and understand why things happen.

    And really if she really like you she would call you to she how you are after that encounter.(Lol Encounter) But if she not call you or answering your text maybe she's grounded or just is mad. You have to think man. Give her time, also take it slow bro.

    I have a girl you have to treat her right make her feel nice sweet say funny thing, sweet things. It goes a long way, I have been going out with my girl for 10 months now, and yes we argue just because we want to lol. But at least she can talk to me about anything, and best believe someone step up to her, they will be knocked down. Just treat her right man.
     
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  16. keenur

    keenur Banned

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    keenur Has A Big Dick ( :
     
  17. ESKiMO2

    ESKiMO2 Elite Member

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    Your dick gets a little shorter every time you say that.
     
  18. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    it seems to me you are compensating with the large text...
     
  19. keenur

    keenur Banned

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    its his gf, im on his account,
    you guys just jelous you dont have a 9 inch thick dick.
     
  20. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    Lol. I bet that looks pathetic