waking up next to a fucking gorgeous gril the next morning after partying.

 

agreed.....

 

wow theres nothing better,...cuzzz that fuking pig cant do shit

aswell as the pleasure of blazing a l and going right by a trasffic cop whos lookin directly at ur whip but has no idea ur burning that urbal essance

 

Seeing a cop car a few minutes after tagging. I'm like: "Ahah too late!"

 

SUSHI!

if you dont like sushi...



FUCK YOU.

i am not even kidding

 

knowing that i dont have aids

 

Knowing that I do.

 

haha wanna share?

 

taking a shit haha that came to my head

 

when i come to ur house and piss in ur kitchen sink

 

when i beat you with a broom and rub your face in it

 

big hunk bars
hugs [no homo]
az tallboys
listenin to music my car alone [when im not driving]
the smell of decos
religious quotes
and uhh....strip white-out drawing

 

Almost sitting on your nuts but catching yourself at the last second and sitting down properly.

Or is that just me.

 

sittin on ur sack sucks hard

wen u crash a party full of rich kids.
with plenty of booze to steal

 

oh hell yeah!
i lovethat shit true story*
went out writting (back when i was in high school) well i herd about this party so my friends and me rocked this spot on the highway walked 300 feet went to this rich kid party walked out of that bitch with mad 151

 

im going to try to do both tomorrow


taking a big shit that just rolls out hahaha

 

but ones that dont just hurt

being alive

 

i hope you enjoy this moment
it might be the best fuckin thing in your life.

 

When you're NOT the guy throwing up at the party.

Waking up to find it's a snowday/heat day.

Eating a real breakfast. Like, an ommlette, flapjacks and juice.

Finding money on the street.

Cracking someone in the face, like so perfectly that you hear their face crunch.

The smell of burning bibles.