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Discussion in 'Toys forum' started by Kaz1, Apr 22, 2006.
Shit dude, you can't do that over here in Missouri. You'll just get your ass pressed against a cruiser. F'ing hate living here.
just throw a lighter at the ground so it explodes and yell some dumb shit like 'FIREBALL'
then they'll know you some wizard c*nt and won't fuck with you...
If someone is attempting to rob you at gunpoint, simply drop your pants. Nobody's gonna shoot a kid with his pants down, then he would just look super gay.
i like to grease myself up before i go out to bomb.naked.i have NEVER had a problem with anyone jumping me,robbing me,let alone catching me.i advise against using any type of bacon grease because again it will attract dogs.and thats the last thing you want is for a rot to be mistaken about your pecker being some kind of beggin strip shit or something.
i suggest a econo sized vat of crisco and take a lighter and let it drip over your body,then get someone,a close friend or family member,rub it into your body.and finish it off with a nice pare of hicking boots.where are you gonna put your cans romero? tape them to your body like your some kind of drug mule.always works
Well basically I always followed some simple rules, such as never look suspicious and you wont even get stopped.. just look casual as possible and itll all be cake.
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Look thats me, do you think anyone would stop me on suspicion of graffiti.. no way, maybe problems having to do with child pornography and what not but not graffiti. But persay you get into a sticky situation.. an easy way to get out is just always carrying around 2-3 colored eggs, just say you were looking for the last one. That got me out of jail time a whole ass load of times.
heres a good story me and my boy "mega high" were in his parents bathroom get FUCKED UP let me tell you. i mean we were gettin crunk on dat cali blacktar but thats not the point... yo make long story short his big bro walked in and he said " if you dont let me get a hit of dat mofo cali black tar im gonna tell ma and pops" so me and my freind were thinking how can we bail are ass's out of this one. once agian to make a long story short his brother beat are ass's and yanked are dicks to high heven.
heres some pics of my boy mega high that i took for him before shit hit the fan and i lost about 200 smackers of dat og kush
gotta switch out that tp real soon
naw dawg, rip the roll up into quarters and wipe the excess, dont be so wasteful sbal.
yo memphisbleak who you think you foolin mofo?
his camera's right there in his hand, you didn't take his pic, he did
who do you think you are comin on here lyin to our faces and shit? i'm suspicoius you even know the kid at all
dont fuck witus
If someone see me, I run as fast as I can, and I would choose very difficulty track. If you can parkour, go ahead, run, jump a wall, house.. And you FREE
yeah that's what i do. couple days a go i jump out of the train and do i quick tag and the train driver gets out of the train LOL so i just jump the fence and run. then he grabs the fence and has a little spas and says "DAMNET" it was funny.
Run away, I was doing a tag and a cop saw me, i just ran where the car couldnt go, and hid in a dudes backyard for awhile
hahaha he woulda got out the car and chased you though.
orly? ura jeenyus
Hone in your persuasion skills. If a cop catches you, just stand there, blank-faced, and when he confronts you, convince him that you're actually a cop, and that he's the painter.
Works every time for me.
got a question for anyone willing
i got run up on by a cop while he was walking home in a suit (the fuck?) He was actually kind of chill though, I didn't get charged he took my info called my rents (17) and said i had a week to clean it off or he "could" come charge me. Which i know he could, but of all the outcomes i never would have thought up that =/
I'm just wondering if i should be using a new name or not, the cop was in homicide and wouldn't really follow graff i would think, but i have no clue...
fuck pigs still
alot of times homicide cops deal with gang related graffiti, so they keep files of flicks of graff along with names and faces they can attach to them, mainly because theyll catch gang members marking territory, and they keep them on file, but dont put it past them to group you in with them. did he take a flick of your face? if he took your info he probably wrote down what you are writing, so a name change wouldnt hurt. definitely clean that shit off though, otherwise he could charge you with criminal trespass, damage to personal property (or federal property depending on what you wrote on, which is an automatic felony), and i could go on if i knew exactly what happened. and dont be surprised if you have a cop come to your house and ask you to come to the station to look at pictures of graff and answer some questions. ive come to learn that cops arent good at all at figuring out how to find a writer unless they have a picture of you DOING graffiti. if they dont have you on camera doing it dont admit to shit. theyll show you pics, ask you questions like "you didnt do this?" "do you know of anyone who does graffiti" "you look like you have something on your mind, do you want to tell me something". i dont care if you wrote your full name, address, and social security number on a wall, you didnt do it unless they have you on camera, and even still it has to be 60% recognizable, it cant "kind of" look like you, but they will lie to you, tell you they know you did it, ask you the same question 3 times but phrased differently each time, just trying to catch you slippin. just remember you can say "i would like to terminate this discussion" at any time, and they cant legally ask you any more questions, so if you get caught being pushed into a corner by them, just remember to use your legal lifeline. and if you fill out a police report, make sure you write "im not affiliated with graffiti nor do i know anyone affiliated with it". and if they show up/call you again to come in and answer more questions, tell them what you wrote in the police report and if they want to talk to you that you can have your lawyer contact them and set up a time (even though you dont have one) because they will NEVER call your bluff unless, again, they have you on camera doing it. if you have any more questions just ask, hopefully that helps, sorry i put it in rant form and used horrible grammar.
also, if he was in a suit why didnt you use them legs son? find some trees to sprint through and see if the motherfucker wants to risk fucking his threads up over some graffiti.
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